…that the older I get, the more attractive I become to desperate single women. If I’m still alive and unattached at 90, I’ll have to fight them off with my walker. In the course of which I’ll accidentally rip out my I.V., collapse, and die on the floor. But the women will weep over my body, which is some consolation, I suppose.
I was going to comment but then thought you might think me a desperate single woman and then I might cause your untimely death.
ReplyDeleteThat's okay. I'm not hooked up to an I.V. yet.
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